Here it goes(:

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:02 -0400

toomadree: One night President Obama and his wife...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:41 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:25 -0400

How rape trials should go:

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:54 -0400

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:47 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:29 -0400

uselesskids: follows back 100%

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:24 -0400

uselesskids:

follows back 100%

wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:02 -0400

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

fangirlism-is-cool: meliindaaa: looxury: lustire: IT’S BACK...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:00 -0400

fangirlism-is-cool:

meliindaaa:

looxury:

lustire:

IT’S BACK OMG

FINALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER

I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WHY IS THIS ONLY THE FIRST TIME THIS IS ON MY BLOG

awesomephilia: These two kids who had never met before, decided...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:28 -0400

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

mcqueenkate: tyler really gets it

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:19 -0400

mcqueenkate:

tyler really gets it

vic-toriadel: MY HEART OH NO

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:47 -0400

vic-toriadel:

MY HEART OH NO

me-la-pelas: Omg my childhood !! Una vez si my toco y mama...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:12 -0400

me-la-pelas:

Omg my childhood !! Una vez si my toco y mama se enojó Cus I let other people go before me instead and we ended up in the back not my fault I was 7 and has $1.72 for $300+ in groceries 😑😑😑😑

iheartjesscia: le-breez: bobmarleysmellowmood420nicedude: gafi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:00 -0400

iheartjesscia:

le-breez:

bobmarleysmellowmood420nicedude:

gafins:

rectumofglory:

steph-was-here:

this week

what is even happening this week

i feel like this is fake but look at that one dude whos just standin in the middle a the road like ?

if you watch his hand, you can see he’s actually using telekinetic powers to cause this

tumblr can make anything hilarious. I wish slavery occurred in the 2000’s

Yup. He did it.

iheartjesscia: thetallblacknerd: cuntycuntycunty: ta-ble: wif...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:36 -0400

iheartjesscia:

thetallblacknerd:

cuntycuntycunty:

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

Fuck

Already?

Well damn.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:14 -0400

vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:06 -0400

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:42 -0400

lunatic-zombie: Ahora estás tú, ahora quiero darte lo mejor.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:33 -0400

lunatic-zombie:

Ahora estás tú, ahora quiero darte lo mejor.

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